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SOUTHERN WOMEN: Their Wisdom, Wit and Wickedness offers 120 pages packed with everything you ever wanted to know about the damsels of Dixie. Features include hints, how-to's, insights, traditions, more than 80 recipes, and favorite girlfriend road trips across the South.
Read about six stereotypical Southern women in the forms of:
Tommie (the quintessential tom-boy).
Precious (daddy's little
darling; even at age 40).
Earth Mother (known for her
common sense).
Wild Woman (formerly a wild
child that would do anything on
a
dare).
Ms Wicked (wantonly wayward
and vengeful; except with her
friends).
Vamp (she's a size 6 in a size
4; don't let her near your
significant other).
Included are tips on "Finding a Good Man," "How to be a Fabulous Southern Woman," "How to Make a Marriage Work," and "How to Succeed in a Business Environment." Also included is a section on "Old Southern Remedies," one of which says that it's possible to reduce one dress size by drinking a glass of water laced with two teaspoons of apple cider vinegar with meals for three months. Caution is warranted, however, as vinegar may be harmful to persons with liver problems.
Selecting a link (Hospitality and Humor) will provide a sample of the material.
Retail Price: $14.95
Available at Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million and Independent Bookstores and Gift Shops.
Distributed
nationally by:
American Wholesale Book Company
and
Baker & Taylor Books
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